Dog Stories Rules

There are a few rules of posting a story.
No Swearing,
No Spam (eg. One day there was a pikachu it done a thunder bolt and it went" ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP......)
and so on.

You cannot use someone elses name unless you ask them nicely.
Nothing sexual or Racist.
Not so short.
That is all...